Dogs don’t cry.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs don’t expect you to call when you are running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs understand that f*rts are funny.
Dogs love red meat.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.
Dogs don’t shop.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
A dog’s disposition stays the same all month long.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dog’s parents never visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
I know I should be mad but, they are really funny!! I`m crying here! Where`s my tissue?
I was going to single some out but I think I shouldn`t in my present state!!!
FAF Really!
10/10 * 4 U
Tink xxx
25 Responses
2010 Mar 05
Genius!
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2010 Mar 05
true for surre
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2010 Mar 05
Heard most of them b4 but definitely STILL funny.
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2010 Mar 05
most of that is true and really funny
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2010 Mar 05
yeah made me laugh and it’s only kinda true
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2010 Mar 05
jajaja thats actually funny….and a little true..my fav part
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
jajaja good one
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2010 Mar 05
my dog cries some times, other wise………funny i guess
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2010 Mar 05
insuting but true.
) very cute
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2010 Mar 05
some are kind of funny, but it makes me think you don’t like women much, do you?
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2010 Mar 05
That is so TRUE
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2010 Mar 05
Gotta good laugh out of me!!
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2010 Mar 05
Don’t wag their tails in a silly way
Scamper out in traffic
Bark in the middle of the night
Want to go walkies all the time
Have bad breath and fleas
Have nasty smelly stews to eat
Wash up
etc
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2010 Mar 05
Thats a lot different to the dog i was married to.
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2010 Mar 05
but why are hookers better than dogs?
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2010 Mar 05
Very funny… and like all of it is true for most other women… except me i guess u could call me a dog because i wouldn’t care if u did any of those things.
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2010 Mar 05
Excellent..I’ll bet some feminist will thumbs -down it.
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2010 Mar 05
Women don’t chew on your shoes, furniture, or anything else.
Women don’t piss or poo on the floor.
Women don’t lick themselves infront of company or anytime for that matter even though some men would like us too.
Women don’t eat there own cr*p and try to lick your face.
Women don’t eat live animals and think it’s fun.
Women throw the frisbee, not chase it.
Women get you laid, now unless your sick, dogs don’t do that.
There’s a few for ya…
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2010 Mar 05
Dogs are not better than women because unless you are a sick s.o.b., dogs cannot make you feel like a woman can. emotionally or sexually!!!!
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2010 Mar 05
A dog will never tell about that time you cried at the end of a movie.
Dogs never want to discuss emotions.
Dogs only Have two emotions. Happy and waiting to be happy.
Dogs don’t talk about your bathroom habits with their friends.
A dog will never ask "Do I look fat in this"….
Edit: Oh, yeah. This was a question, wasn’t it? Well, most truly funny jokes are true. That’s what makes them so darned funny. So I’d have to say, Funny AND true.
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2010 Mar 05
Funny or true?
It’s true but not funny.
I’m guessing you’d rather be with dogs than women.
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2010 Mar 05
I’ve seen this before, and it makes more sense every time.
Dogs also don’t look at you funny if you have a second beer.
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2010 Mar 05
That is very funny…and mostly true. =]
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2010 Mar 05
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10! Good points.
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2010 Mar 05
I know I should be mad but, they are really funny!! I`m crying here! Where`s my tissue?
I was going to single some out but I think I shouldn`t in my present state!!!
FAF Really!
10/10 * 4 U
Tink xxx
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2010 Mar 05
ha ha!
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